December 2010
2 posts
Traffic
Chuck Norris only gets stuck in traffic during rush hour.
Cookies
Chuck Norris once made cookies that were so good that other people commented upon them while eating them. Some people even had two.
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
5 posts
The City of Stone
Disclaimer: It is not easy for me to be serious. That said, the occasion called for it. In all likelihood this post will be removed in the next 48 hours. Have an easy fast.
For the past couple of years, I have had the unique opportunity to take in Eicha while sitting on the promenade in Yemin Moshe. The promenade is a stone throws south-west of Jerusalem’s Old City and sitting on the...
Kilts or leather pants are fine. Lipstick? Not so...
Groups.
Now stop before you get excited, you bubble-gum cracking, MTV on an IV and braces-weilding 14 year-old. I am not talking about Facebook. Nor will I unless I am forced to by a herd of Dutch midgets dancing traditionally while hurling machetes at me. I am talking about social constructs which rise like skyscrapers through this disgrace we call humanity.
Any number of elements can unite a...
The Importance of Being Not Moronic
The afternoon sun pierced lazily through the August afternoon, playing shadows over a hot sidewalk littered with cotton candy sticks and dropped ticket studs. I wandered through the zoo, lost but for just a second, not caring, so busy was I concentrating on the life-like behavior of the primates, blissfully ignorant as they chattered away between themselves, their hands combing through their...
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Why I Do What I Do (and you should too)
Henry Kissinger. My, what an illustrious name to shout from the proverbial heights of this here online web log. Ahem. Blog (look at me, I’m hip and cool!). In a recent interview with Der Speigal, Henry Kissinger, a cynical politician so old he used to babysit Yoda, said “There are kinds of evil that need to be condemned and destroyed”.
And thus was born the purpose of this blog....
Let's Not Get Crazy
In order to understand some of these posts, you should probably read Jon’s blog first. I refer you to this pit of despair not to condone it but in accordence with Sun Tzu’s belief that you should keep you friends close but your enemies closer.